I want to shed a little "lyte" on condiments today. The batsh*t crazy folks over at Faux News are going well, batsh*t crazy over the President Obama's visit to Ray's Hell Burgers earlier in the week. He took along Biden and the press pool. He sprang for lunch for the pool. But that isn't the problem, the problem is he is a socialist.
And what a dyed-in-the wool socialist has on his cheeseburger is Dijon mustard. OMG! Stop the presses, forget about the economy, Pakistan, the Wesleyan shooter on the run, the President dared to leave off ketchup on his burger! Folks, we are in big trouble now.
I must admit, the rabid right press impresses the hell out of me. Just when I think they can't get any nuttier, that they must have reached their nougatty center, they take nuttiness to a whole new level. Funny, I don't recall a breakdown of the toppings that were on the pizzas served to Rommney and company on Saturday.
Of course, the sad, junkie clown has not weighed in on this controversy yet. Maybe he likes Dijon mustard too. And don't forget, the patron saint of the right; Reagan himself, liked Dijon mustard on his salads. But I digress, Obama's choice of condiment is big news people.
So much for having it your way.
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